HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT States OF INDIA? its funny..

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT States  OF INDIA: 
 

Scenario 1 
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. 
That's  MUMBAI 
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Scenario 2 
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on 
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. 
You are definitely in  PUNJAB  !!! 
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Scenario 3 
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. 
The first two get together and beat him up. 
That's  DELHI 
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Scenario 4 
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. 
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall. 
That's  Gujraat 
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Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a Police man comes. Starts beating both of them.That's Haryana. 

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Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program. That's  BANGALORE ---------------------------------------- 

Scenario 7 

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. 
A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.. 
Peace settles in... 
That's  CHENNAI 
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Scenario 8 
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth 
and they start arguing about who's right. 
You are in  KOLKATA 
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Scenario 9 
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, 
"don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting". 
That's  KERALA  ! 
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And the best one is .... 
Scenario 10 
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. 
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends. 
You are in  GOA  !!!!!!!

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   Scenario 11 
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes and runs back shouting,'' Hindustani beating us'

 That's Kashmir 
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Scenario 12 
Two guys are fighting and a Police man comes. Takes money from both of them.

That's U.P. 

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Scenario 13

  Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes and the fight.Leaves after 2 minutes.

The fighting men realise that they have lost all the valuables.

That is Bihar

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