Girls Profiles - Shaadi.Com - HiLaRiOus !!

 

These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com.  Girls no offense please ......just laugh.  :-)
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
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Hi all boys, I am sample girl. I like dance, sleep, see TV. I live in kolkatta. I want a boy who like dance, sleep, see TV like me. I work all day. I want boy who work all day and who let me  work all day because I like work all day. I want indipandant.

Thanks
Bithika

(sample girl...?)

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I am a simple girl looking for a simple boy. I come to Mumbai but I live in UP, I want a simple boy who want only to marry me and not marry other girl. I sing song, I know dance. I love my boy very much and boy love me very much.

(again... what .)

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (Wut Homework?)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love
myself a lot. If u think that is u then   why to late come on
........hold my hand forever !!!

 

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life   because of my luck
now i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast (by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO   MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom   and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl
wants)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome" )

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and   father &
mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to   get married
'completely' ?)

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation! J ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run   my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the   good   minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same
caste or other   caste   accepted ...(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)

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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.
(Zebra..???)