Wednesday, July 25, 2012



Watch Life Of Pi Official Trailer Online directed by Ang Lee,based upon the best-selling novel by Yann Martel, ‘Life Of Pi’ tells the story of a young man’s incredible survival at sea against impossible odds

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Things we can learn from this amazing movie( DIL CHAHTA HAI)..

Freaking out and enjoying life doesn' t need drugs or cigarettes.
There are relationships apart from Bf/Gf, marriage,siblings,friendship that can be very emotional and true which is beyond the understanding of many people.
And yeah even though U may be the best of friends there is always a limit which should never be crossed. Then it starts hurting...........

Improving Ur imperfections after you realize it, always take some time.

You always don ' t need to show or prove your Gf/Bf how much U love or care about her/him, which can sound very boring and finally U R dumped.

Believe in Love , true love will never let you down

Never be ashamed to go back to your old friends, friends are there to understand your mistakes.


Whenever you need your friend, remember that he is just a phone call away...distances can't separate friends
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends


It ' s the friends you can call up at 4 A. M. that matter.
The only unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable.

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with never say a word, and then walk away with a feeling like it was the best conversation you ' ve ever had.

And last but not the least- do what your heart loves..
Karo wahi jo, DIL CHAHTA HAI !!! : )






Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Humorous conversation between wife and husband. Check out them..


Husband and Wife conversation:
 Scene 1:
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'  
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!' 


Scene 2:

Wife:      'You always carry my photo in your wallet..  Why?'  
Hubby:  
'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'    Wife:  'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'  
Hubby:  
'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'    


Scene 3:
Wife:           'What are you doing?'
Husband:       Nothing.
Wife:           'Nothing...?  You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband:   'I was looking for the expiration date.'



Scene 4:
Wife  :       'Do you want dinner?'  
Husband:  'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife:  'Yes or no.'


Stress Reliever:

Scene 1:
Girl:  'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'  
Boy:  'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'  
Girl:  'We ll that's because we aren't married yet.'
 

Scene 2:
Son:  'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'  
Mom:  'Well, you have done the right thing.'  
Son:  'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

Scene 3:
  A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' 


Scene 4:
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.  
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'  

Husbands are Husbands 

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name  of the horse I bet on'
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the  head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned' 
Let us pray....................

O… lord……

Give me a sense of humor,,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life, 
and ..thank you… for keeping me alive….

Monday, July 18, 2011

Five Years of love.. Rejected by a girl friend.. Read the short story....

Hi! My name is Rahul.., Before I introduce my self to swathi, Herself, gave a handshake to me. She is attractive with evergreen smile  on her lips. Which made me to get attracted to her at first sight.  She was one of the members of our new project team...

My life was moving happily with her company .. After few days, Swathi asked me, Rahul ! why do n't you ,try to work in USA. I said, I do not know anybody there. Even, I am not married enjoy my life with wife..Swathi replied, Why can't you marry me and take me with you... I was shocked to hear those words from her..
How ever, I too liked her much..  I came across many failure love stories of my friends.. I did not believe in love and told her to be friends.  After few days of silence in our life made me to accept her love..She took responsibility to get approval for their marriage from her parents..

Our company  got closed due to lack of projects.. I started own business with my friends.. Unfortunately, We had to close our business due to losses.. In those sad moments, Swathi, inspired me with her words.
I decided to get a job . So, I went to Singapore. Fortunately, I got a good job there..

I took responsibility to take care of swathi's family..  Her parents got good impression on me. It was unbearable for me to spend life in Singapore without swathi. So, I planned vacation to India with my boss permission.. He ordered  me to join the job on time.

I was on cloud nine by spending time with her again..Vacation days were over. I could not resist myself to leave swathi and join in office..I went back to job after extra vacation days.. My boss welcomed me with resignation letter..  I had to return India and became jobless.. She inspired me again..  Swathi and I back into job search..

We got little distance in between our lives.. I observed some change in her behavior. She reduced calling me on my mobile..
Some times she expressed doubts about our marriage. At the same time, herself, make commitment to get approval from her parents..

One day proved that, She was not truthful to her love. She told me on phone, that her marriage got settled with somebody.. Her father forced  her to  accept the marriage for family pride.

The next day, I went to her home. Her father said in pleasing manner, They already fixed the date and time for marriage.

I can't loose my swathi.. I was looking for alternatives.. I directly talked to groom and told him the history. I was hoping him to accept our love and discard the marriage proposal.
Later, I came to know that, I did mistake by expressing my feelings to groom.

Groom was irritated with the mess of life. He questioned swathi's father. Why are you arranging marriage with me and your daughter. As she is already in love with somebody..

Swathi questioned me(Rahul). Who  are you?  Did i love you? You are irritating me and my family with your love..

I was a dead man after hearing those words from swathi.. My eyes filled with tears. My heart was broken. We loved each other for five years.. She rejected me in front of everybody..  I did hate my self .

On her marriage day, I tried to commit suicide by having sleeping tablets..I was failed to do that..
My parents felt sad with my act. Why are you committing sucide.  As she rejected five years love,She has to do it herself .  I heard these words from parents..

I decided not to repeat this again.. I hope, my story will be an experience to you.. Beware of these type persons..

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Sharing is caring..... A short story...



A man and his dog were walking along a road.
The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying and that the dog walking beside himhad been dead for years.
He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road.

It looked like fine marble...

At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it, he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold.

He and the dog walked toward the gate and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.



When he was close  enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?'

'This is Heaven,  sir,' the man answered.

'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?'  the man asked.

'Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some icewater brought right up.'

The man gestured, and the gate began to  open. 'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the traveller asked.

'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept  pets.'

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk and at the top of another long hill,he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed.

There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book....
 



'Excuse me!' he called  to the man. 'Do you have any water?'

'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.'

'How about my friend here?' the traveller gestured to the dog.

'There should be a bowl by the pump,'  said the man.

They went through the gate and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it..

The traveller filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.

'What do you call this place?' the traveller asked..

'This is Heaven,' he answered.

'Well, that's confusing,' the traveller said 'The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.'

'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates?  Nope. That's hell.'

'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?'

'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.'


 
Soooo. Now you see, sometimes, we wonder why friends keep sharing stuff to us without writing a word. 
Maybe this will explain it.

When you are very busy but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do?  You share your information.

When you have nothing to say but still want to keep contact, you share jokes.

When you have something to say but don't know what and don't know how....you share stuff.



A  'share' lets you know that you are still remembered,you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for.


So, next time you get a 'share', don't think that you've been sent just another forwarded joke but that you've been thought of today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Children silly answers to questions.....

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. 

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE .. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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